You know the sex is good when…
1. You know its good when you’re typing on a keyboard and your fingers wish it was part of their body
2. You know the sex is good when you eat food as if it were a part of their anatomy
3. You know its good when you have flashbacks that make your body shudder irrespective of where you are or whom you’re with
4. You know the sex is good when you feel your heartbeat quicken and breathing change just at the thought of their sex
5. You know its good when you’d consider lying to your mum just so you can get a piece instead of going for family dinner
6. You know the sex is good when you’re orgasm have an orgasm
7. You know its good when you find yourself licking your lips in public and don’t give a sh*t
8. You know the sex is good when you’re at church and they’re still in your mind so you have to pray for forgiveness
9. You know the sex is good when even after you’ve cum for the 400th time you still want more
10. You know its good when you wake up and find yourself touching yourself because of the dream you had about them
11. You know the sex is good when you get angry cause you can’t have any for more than 24 hours
12. You know the sex is good when 10-15 mins after your done your body is still shuddering, twitching and shaking
13. You know its good when you want to punch a wall, throw the bed across the room and pimp slap a nun
14. You know the sex is good when you get withdrawal symptoms and start to twitch
15. You know its good when you name your sex toy after them
16. You know the sex is good when you catch yourself skinning all your 32 teeth from the last session
17. You know its good when your parts feel like they where in a fight, been to the gym, have that heavy weighted feeling to them and it makes you smile
18. You know the sex is good when you smile at total strangers on the way to work/on road
19. You know its good when drift off into a daydream about the sex and someone ask you what nastiness were you just thinking about
20. You know the sex is good when friends start to cuss you cause they haven’t seen you in over 3 weeks
21. You know its good when you can taste their juices on you lips 3-4 hours after you done had some
22. You know the sex is good when you’re in public and your body decides that’s the moment it wants & needs to exhibit signs of arousal
23. You know its good when even if you’re had an argument and they pissed you off to the fullest you still want some
24. You know its good when you pick a fight just so you can have make up sex
25. You know the sex is good when the folks that live three doors down know your names … and you’ve never met them
26. You know its good when your cat won’t look you in the eye
27. You know the sex is good when the ‘wet spot’ shows up on googlemaps
28. You know its good when you’re nodding all the way through this list
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