In that moment

In that moment of release

The pinnacle of tension

That point of internal explosion

Time stands still

I become paralyzed


Suffocated by confusion

Smothered in a think layer of submission

I am reduced to the one sensation of feeling

My brain is coloured in a spectrum of urgently violent passive surrender

I expel an ocean of sound

A rainstorm of thunderous frequency

Reduced to four letter expletive

And blasphemous praise

I spin



And become static all in one


Move me

Staccato co-ordination

I endure this each time

You make me cum

Duvet day

Not that England actually had a summer, but the ‘summer’ does seem to be over. We are now left facing the sad and depressing reality we have 6-8 months of even more rain, dark mornings, cold and possible snow. It’s on days like this (especially when we have to go to work) that we need a duvet day. So, I dedicate this poem to those that indulge in a duvet day …

Duvet day

The wind whistles pass our window
Howls as it twists branches strips. Dem of leaves
Twirls around huddled bodies making their way to work
Wraps them in harsh words of coldness
They taste the gray skies
It’s thick heavy flavour is bitter
Rain wipes skin with wet lashes
Soaks dreams of hope
Drowns them
Chill factor -2
Raucous icy laughter
Envelopes disgruntled commuters long faces
Crease brows
The faces that walk the streets

And we …

We lay still
Enclosed in a silent tornado of want
Blown away to our place of us
Kiss until we create tropical heat
Humidity of lust
The sunshine of our passion is hot
We perspire desire
Warm mouths commute
explore body landscapes
Moans as soft and light as summer breeze
Float in the air
We taste bountiful fruits
Sweet Juices
Colour our taste buds with each others goodness
Wear sunshine smiles
As we travel to the place of us
Our journey starts when we decide to have a duvet day …

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The best wake up call…

I exploded from deep silent slumber
Jolted awake by full body tensing
Your warm mouth around my hardness
Throw my head backwards into my pillow
Grit teeth
Heartbeat pounding in my chest
You lick me off slow
As I melt
Nerves sparkle with after shock sensations

…It wasn’t a dream after all

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My Lady of Soul

I tune in to her frequency
Audio indulgence
She slows it down
Cranks me up
Sits on my rhythm
Moves me
Her groove is a harmony
Slide into her tempo
Makes my senses sing
I Moan basslines
Soft suck on her sound
Kiss on her late night pleasures
taste the sweetness of her melody
Let its juices dribble down my chin
I can see her sounds
touch her music
Its wet
Sink in slow
Let her ride my rhythm
Until she orgasms
She is my Lady of Soul

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I see stars when …

when you straddle me

position yourself

so only your tight wetness

and my hardness


take in just the tip of my dick

slowly ease down on to it

slowly rise up

just on the tip

do if fast

then slow


rise up slowly to the tip

I see stars when you do that to me…

Sex education

I’m about to take it to school. Educate a fool …

Here’s a poem I wrote a while back. It’s one of those bragging poems that I think every poet (and dude) has up his sleeve.

Sex education

Have a PhD in taking you to ecstasy
A Masters in making you cum harder
A degree in being your fantasy
I wanna be an A+ student
Have a second doctorate in how to stimulate
Have another degree in makin u get h2o freaky
Have a diploma in makin u moan louder
Have double figure A levels in makin ur senses tingle
And untold O levels in oral levels
I have a masters in makin u cum harder …

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innocence lost …

So, I was sent a challenge by a fellow poet and tweeter. The aim of this challenge was to be less erotic, less sexual. I had to write a poem about the loss of innocence. I have to confess this was tough and not sure what that says about me :-$ Normally I can knock up a draft, if not full poem in a day or two. This challenge took a week!! I thank the beautiful woman that challenged me 😉
Anyway … Here it is.
The words were:
Purple, roof, divine, loss & expectations. Topic: The corruption innocence.

His expectations were as infinite as cloudless midnight sky
Her intentions were as pure as muddy water. She used her chest to play mental chess
Moved pawns of short skirts, her bishop of second skin fitting attire, her queen of sexual suggestions covered in chiffon thin subtly.
She wanted a mate
So her move won her check-mate
Sitting on the roof of forever it
gave him Panoramic views of possibilities.
The horizon was hope open and wide. He looked forward and it spanned out before him. She saw hopes of resurrecting apple of eden temptations. Asked him to take a bite of her apple bottom. Whispered summer breeze promises of purple haze intoxicating pleasures. He prayed to his divine father, she prayed on his divine focus. She wanted to moan the Lord’s name. To welcome him into her promised land.

She wrapped legs of seduction around him. Pressed up on him with hard nipples of allure. Licked on the neck of his faith with swoops of wet delights. He was man. Human. She was not of the world. Terrestrial vixen. A wanderer of the galaxy of integrity looking to invade it. Clam it as her own. Her long lost home of virtuous ways, left long ago, destroyed by lust she looked to do the same and now her loss will be his …

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Squirting 101 – part 2

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Ok … So some of y’all have come back asking what happens if you haven’t got a partner/you want to practice on your own first.  Fear not, Professor Erotic Noire is at hand (pardon the pun).

Firstly, and forgive me for stating the obvious to you ladies, but solo hand jobs can offer two initial problems. Nails and angles. For those of you ladies that like your long names performing the technique described in my previous lesson may prove ….. a tad uncomfortable shall we say. The other issue is getting your hand into the right angle to be able to touch your gspot. This is where my tag team partner comes into play …. toys!! Now before you run off and grab the ever popular rabbit take note. The rabbit isn’t the best toy to touch you gspot. You’ll need a dedicated gspot stimulator toy for this trick. These little underrated and under appreciated bad boys come in all shapes and sizes. My top two are pictured below. I call the first one ‘Question Mark’ not only because of its shape but also because it’ll leave your body asking WTF was that?!!! Its so good I had one ‘stolen’ from me (that’s another blog in itself). The other bad boy is a smaller, more slender offering called the Finger Gspot. So what’s the difference you ask? Simple ‘Vibration focus’. Question mark has a wider, deeper vibration and is easier to hold. It’s larger tip gives a sensation that covers a wider/larger area on and around your gspot. It also has more speed and pulsation variations. The slender curved Finger Gspot has a more focused and faster vibration rate (depending on the spec). Its vibration hits a specific spot of your spot (if that makes sense). As a result you’ll have to really know where you gspot is and how to control this toy. Some may find the finger to intense and thus uncomfortable and its slender shape harder to control.

So down to the business of technique…

With either toy the best position is to have you knees folded up into your chest slighting. I’m not talking any fancy yoga position or contortionist flexibility – just legs apart and your body curled up slightly. I feel I have to explain why this position is probably the best of any for of gspot stimulation. The reason is that the vaginal track, when in this positioned, become shorted and more condensed, thus everything becomes compacted – including your nerve ends and sensitive spots. So when you slide the toy inside already the sensation/pleasure spots will be closer together. This compacted area includes you gspot which ‘moves’ to an angle that is easier to find and stimulate. As with the previous blog the trick is to use slow, steady, small circular motions on your gspot. While doing this you can also use your other hand to stimulate you clit. The combined stimulation will create a similar sensation and orgasm to the one described in my previous blog. Again, remember, as you build up to orgasm try to keep the toys motion steady and slow. I know this is easier said than done but try. I’d also go as far as to suggest (for those that can handle the intensity) to keep the toy inside during and after orgasm. Another benefit to the using these toys is that if you do have a partner to hand they can provide oral please at the same time – how great is that?!? But I digress, the focus is solo pleasure.

When it comes to gspot toys I do sincerely think they are underrated and under utilised. These bad boys can give orgasms that are different from the infamous rabbit and if you get the right one are more portable 😉 My case in point is this magnificent piece of gspot stimulation engineering. It looks aren’t the greatest but trust me this baby, if used right, can make silent scream (for those that have experienced this, you know what i mean). What this magic wand does is provide two way stimulation. Due to its shape it curls up inside the woman and hits are gpost (the lower part of the toy in the image below) while the upper part goes to work on the clit (the rigged part) So it’s two for the price of one stimulation. The great thing about this particular toy is that get your body positioning right and you can use it ‘hands free’ and just rock back and forth. A good position would be to be on your knees with a pillow between your thighs to help hold the toy in place.  However, nothing beats the good old on your back/sitting on the edge of the sofa legs akimbo 😉

here are a small selection of toys that I’d recommend you try out if you want to go solo. The prices range from £15 – £50. If you have any question Professor Noire will be happy to answer them via email. Please note that smaller, pocket sized gspot stimulators may prove difficult to hold and position so I’d personally recommend a middle to larger size toy for easier control.

Class is dismissed …

Professor Noire

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flashback to that time – 2nd version

After writing the first version I wanted to make a short piece. Still have the passion, imagery, intensity but in a shorter form. Call it poetry from concentrate, not freshly squeezed poetic juice. I hope like.

Flashback to that time – 2nd version

You evoke lines of thinking …
Make me want to …
feel the tightness of you
squeeze me
Until your thumbing and my pulse meet
I heart beat of deep sex pleasure
Clinch teeth.
Feel my lips wrap themselves around your erect nipples.
Gentle teeth grasp them.
teases them
playful strokes affectionate and focused
You moan vowels.
Hold me firm between your legs
Ride me. Move on top of me.
Tip ur hips
tilt them
Grind hard
Rotate slow
Push down on me with g-force power
Feel me slide against ur inside walls
I want to touch the sky of ur woman limit
Squeeze me
As I grap your hips
enjoy this roller coaster of lust
Rise up slow and sure like the sun does in the morning
Beat down like drums
Make music
Make skin against skin clapping sounds
whisper in my ears
Tell me how it feels
Go hard
Slide to my tip
rub it against your clit.
Moan with angry-pleasure-delight. Tense-release
Give in
Set passion free
Ride me hard
kiss me soft
wide synchronisation movement
bodies meet hard
Hammer and nail
Breathing un-coordinated
We breathe gentle
‎​Cup your booty
Feel its fullness
Squeeze it firm
Pull you down on to my hardness
push up inside you
Bite on your neck.
fuck hard
Invite me in
Touch yourself
Your fingers become wet-silk-smooth
Circle your clit
Tease its tip
watch you touch you while you ride me
Pleasure yourself
Arch your back
Look into your eyes
Command me
Take control
Pull me out slow
Take me in fast
Rest the tip of my hardness on your entrance
Let the neighbours hear – fuck ’em!!
feel me just at your entrance
play with your nipples
Circle them
Slide your hand down between your legs
Take hold of my hardness
Tell me how you want it
Release a loud moan
Make it echo across the room.
grind deep inside you
Create angles
Grind my hips like we’re slow dancing
feel the head of me slide along your walls
Move slow
feel me touch your g-spot
Pussy spasm
Grip me with your muscles
Make me moan
Let your juice run
Trickle down my scrotum
rock back and forth
Roll side to side
While pelvis moves vicious and hard
Use your toy
Let tentative ‘ears’ listen to your wet sound
Drink in the sound of its buzz
Feel its vibration
Sink into hard dick and toy vibration pleasure
Feel your inside muscles tense
urge building
Tingles giggling
toes curl
tempo increases
sounds melt into one pleasure audio
Tell me faster
push harder
Become lost
Body scream
Cum hard
Squirt on me
Wash me in your release
Drift into sleep …

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flashback to that time…

Ride my poetic tongue, move on it, slow grind on words. Feel it wet slide inside you. Close your eyes and sink deep as my lyrical tongue floats across your wet lips. Smile as you feel the warmth of your poetic climax begin. I feel it too. But I want to prolong this pleasure. I Pause. Still. Motionless, my eloquent tongue lays inside you. The rose bud of your metaphors swell with anticipation as the lips of my similies suck…

I can feel the tightness of your prose squeeze my stiff grammar. Clinch teeth. Honey seems bitter to the sweetness I’m feeling. I want to sink deep into you, melt into your DNA. The nipples of your verse call my mouth. my lips can not resist. Wrap themselves around hard nipples. Gentle teeth of rhyme grasp them. The tongue of my rhythm teases them. My mouth is filled with erect words. You moan vowels. Hold me firm between the pages of legs … Pull me deep between your lines. I am ink that sinks in. Become a story forever etched inside you. Place mini bites on the neck of longing. Suck on it. Tease it with playful strokes affection and focus.

‎​Raw … Uncontrolled. Free. Pure passion. Ride me. Move on top of me. Tip and tilt ur hips. Gyrate. Grind hard. Rotate slow. Push down on me with g-force power. Feel me slide against your inside walls. Let your inhibitions crumble. I feel you clinch. Twitch.
Squeeze me. Grap your hips and enjoy this roller coaster of lust. Rise up slow and sure like the sun does in the morning. Beat down like drums. Make music. Lean forward and whisper in my ears how you feel. Lean back so my tip can rub against your clit. Moan with angry-pleasure-delight. Tense-release. Your nipples hard. Gravity spins you. Giddy, swirling …

Submit to lust. Surrender to pleasure. Give in to desire. Set free passion …

As you ride we kiss. Ride me hard, kiss me soft. Forehead to forehead. Your pelvis rocks. Your back arches deep as you rise and lower on me. The bitter-sweetness is intense. Rhythmic movement. Dance horizontal.

‎​you start to push up and u ride down on me. Our movement is wide synchronisation. Our bodies meet hard. Hammer and nail.

‎​Breathing un-coordinated. Varied. Deep. Shallow. Fast. Slow. We breathe gentle. Soft. Hold breathe.

‎​Cup your booty. Feel its fullness. Squeeze it firm. Pull you down on to my hardness. Pull you down on me as I push up inside you. Bite on your neck.

We fuck hard
‎​Like its make up sex
‎​Hard like its the last time

As you ride me you lean back. I look up at you. Your breast inviting. You rise up. Lay on your back. Open your legs wider than the horizon. Invite me in.

‎​I stand in front of your glory. You touch urself. Your fingers become wet-silk-smooth. You smile, bit ur bottom lip. Beckon me with those same wet fingers.

‎​I move towards you. Ready to slide inside you. You stop me. Look into my eyes. Smile. Circle your clit. Tease its tip. Legs wide. I watch you. Hypnotised. You pleasure yourself, I get pleasure watchin you. You get more pleasure. Your wetness calls me. Silently screams to me.

I smile. Watchin youu. Makes me fill with desire. Lean down and kiss on your stomach. Your fingers tease the tip of your entrance you moan. Suck of your juices. Tingles spark up your arm …

I grab hold of your legs, hold them wide. Push my tongue deep inside you.

Tongue fuck you…

‎​you gasp. Arch your back. Moan

‎​As you recover from the pleasure I slide my stiffness deep in

Your mouth falls open. Eyes wide. Gasp.

Pause. Look into your eyes. Take your legs. Place them around my neck. Reach down and cup your booty. Raise up your pelvis. Pull me in deep.

‎​Rock slow inside you

‎​Thrust. Command you. Take control.

Pull out slow.

Til you feel the tip of my hardness on your entrance. You reach out. Wrap your arms around my back. Try to pull me into you.

‎​Move your hips. Your lust fills the air. Mixes with the fragrance of your desire. You wait for me to slide back inside you. Eyes closed. Legs squeeze my neck.

‎​You can feel me. Just at your entrance. Your lips gentle open. Awaiting. I stroke your legs.

Unwrap them from around my neck. Hold your ankles. Open your legs wide. Your clit throbs with anticipation. Becomes swollen. Full.

You play with ur nipples. Circle them. Slide your hand down between your legs. Take hold of my hardness. Try to slide it inside you. I pull back. You moan a bitter-sweet moan.

Your body is fire. Desire is wild. You want to feel me inside you.

You look into my eyes. I smile. Move back, pull away. You whisper please.

“Please give it to me” …

We are still. Legs still wide. Your clit wanting. Your wetness longing.

‎​The silence is loud.

Then without warning I push hard and deep inside you. Push deep. Arch your back in pleasure. Feel me reach the roof of your inside. That place of pleasurable-extreme. Mouth open with shock.

‎​Release a loud moan. It echoes across the room.

I grind deep inside you. You reach round my back cup my behind. Pull me into you. Lean your head back. Legs shake. I move slow. Pull out long. Easy. Push back inside you

Grind my hips like we’re slow dancing. You feel the head of me slide along your walls. Pushing deep. Moving slow. I take hold of the back of your legs. Fold them up towards your chest. Your position is one of total submission. You tilt your hips up as I slide inside you. I glide against your clit. My erect curvature moves against the front of your walls. You feel me touch your g-spot. You twitch. Grip me with your muscles. I let a low deep moan waterfall from my mouth. You smile. I can feel your tightness. I push in even deeper. I can feel my tip touch your roof. You become more wet. Warm. I lean forward and kiss you. We’re still as we kiss. Indulge in the pleasure of wetness, twitches, throbbing and warmth. You feel yourself melt. Open up. Knees against your chest. I rock. Back and forth. Roll side to side. Still deep inside. We still kiss. Its soft. Slow. Focused. Easy. Calm ….

Our passion is wild yet we kiss calm. Slow. Unhurried. While your hips rise slow. Steady. Pause at the tip of my hardness. Glide down. Its silent. I tilt my hips up to meet yours. You moan through our kiss. I gyrate. Gride up into your downward movement. Cup your booty. Gentle spread your cheeks. You feel urself open. My hands warm. Firm. Encompass your perked glory. You press against my chest to stable ur movement. Arch your back deep. You can feel yourself gettin wetter. Warmer. Your lips becoming full. Your clit is electric. Your muscles tense. The urge building. Tingles giggling down the back of your legs. Your toes curl. Breathe is strong. Hard. Deep. Your tempo increases…

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