10 cum-hardments

1. Thou shall cum hard and moan no other gods name but mine only.
2. Thou shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above. Thee shall only worship thy cockie
3. Thou shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain and shall moan it with conviction and emotion.
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy and worship at the altar of pumpumology.
5. Honor thy holy father and scream out his name, cry for thy mother that the sex have thee weak for long days on this earth
6. thou shall murder the sumting and make it beg for mercy
7. Thou shall commit adult tongue trickery
8. Thou shall not steal a piece, only when in public thee should hide secretly
9. Thou shall scream out loud so the neighbour can hear and bear no false witness against your orgasmic intensity
10. thou shall not covet thy neighbour’s partner or what is theirs for your pleasure sustains thee plenty